Sunday, March 1, 2009

The good, the bad, and the ugly

The Good-----Kate Beckinsale, anytime, anywhere
Julianne Hough----doing anything
Cameron Diaz----from the neck down
The Bad----A Bag Lady Olsen
The unexpected back of Carmen Electra who is looking tired.
Cameron Diaz----from the neck up
The Ugly----Jennifer Anniston and her attitude about Brad and
Jessica Simpson's attitude about an ex who is supportive of her.
Hulk Hogan and his attitude about how wonderful he is.
Sheryl Crow and her fashion sense.
Samantha Ronson and the immature faces she makes when
the camera hits her.
Sharon Stone and her need to show her body. Note to Sharon---this seems like a totally needy
woman craving any sort of attention because she is no longer hot. You don't need to do it. You are still beautiful.
Faye Dunaway's attitude toward Hillary Duff and Bonnie and Clyde. No one knows how Hillary will do in the movie because she hasn't tried anything like it before. You sound like an old crow,Faye.
Jamie King is on Vegas, I think. Maybe. Could be. Not outstanding.
Elle McPherson thinks she is the body. She should look around at the newer models in Sports Illustrated.
Kate Bosworth makes a good coat hanger don't you think?
Ben Affleck seems to be enjoying fatherhood. Good.
Rihanna seems to have lost her mind.
Janet Jackson seems to like food.
I seem to be done.

1 comment:

  1. I agree - Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous, and I've never seen a bad picture of her either. Also, Carmen Electra is definitely looking tired. Her hooker look is tired as well.