Thursday, June 30, 2011

I think this is by Marc Jacobs

Unlike the previous post, this outfit and wearer probably couldn't get a man to even glance.

Paz de la Huerta

 I have no clue who this woman is. I am sure, however, that she is breaking a ton of fashion rules. The dress is  easy to see through and it has a drawstring on the rear. I'm assuming it is supposed to make the dress cup the buttocks. It does do that. It also forms a tail.
I see this as a very open invitation to all men.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

He found it

Shia Leboef found the perfect way to lose any favor I had toward him. He bragged on having sex with someone and he has begun to believe his own press. Another guy on his way to couch jumping.

She worked so hard

 She worked so hard to get ready for her summer concert season. To look her best and to continue to sound like an out of whack synthesizer.

She worked so hard you'd think the costume designer would have worked hard to cover up what shouldn't have been shown.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

The Brit

 I read on several websites that Britney was working hard to get her body ready for her tour. I read that she had lost a lot of weight and was in great form. That's what the websites said. Believe it or not.

Saturday, June 18, 2011


 Sometimes she gets it right, sometimes she doesn't. This time she didn't. I believe the operative word here is Overkill.

Blake Lively and Claudia Schiffer evidently believe that in spite of the cut of the dress, the body must show. I really think Blake's dress could have been pretty if the bottom were solid lace.
This one fits beautifully, is cut well, and is a marriage of two extremely different fabrics. It just doesn't work. At all.

I   don't know if there is a stylist involved here but I wouldn't let any of these garments out the door. I believe that the practice of dressing should strive for beauty. I don't find any in dresses that are undergarments, that are overdone snakeskin, that combine lace and heavy wooly look. Yuck.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Back talk

 Someone please tell this poor thing that those bootie things have been out of style for years. And then please tell the Italian Government that we the people have no control over our exports.
 No No No The shorts are a huge mistake. Huge
 She's really tall isn't she? Or is the other one really short?
This alone is enough to make me hate reality shows.
This is obviously the result of a hairdresser on acid.

I quit trying to understand fashion. Tim Gunn, Please save me.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Fit is the thing

I find it hard to believe that with all of the money spent on clothing by celebs, the fit is still a problem. Any mirror in the world would tell the wearer that the upper part of the dress in the first two pics is just too small, way too small. When the bazooms are pushed out the top and sides of a dress, it's to small. And over the back fat isn't a good look either. Everyone in tinsel town knows about the size of this woman's bazooms. I vote for a tailor.

Just as bad are clothes that are too large. When the pants puddle on the floor and don't touch the wearer except at the waist, they are too large. The third pic shows an outfit that swallows.  And the fit on the fourth pic is too large by about one size but it still doesn't show either the outfit or the wearer to benefit. I'm still voting for a tailor.