Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The last time

The last time I laughed this hard it was at Spenser Pratt trying to be an army guy.

Tell me why---Please

Would someone please tell me why a female would wear pants and shoes that make her look fat? No mirrors around?
Would someone please tell me why an older woman would wear a dress out that makes her look like she is trying to be 6 again? No mirrors around?
Would someone please tell me why a very young actress dresses more like my grandma than my grandma does? No mirrors around?

Obviously being known is not having taste.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Elegance, a lost art

White dress

Sorry but my idea of a beautiful dress does not include it being attached with a staple gun. But the gold one is pretty, despite the hangers on.

Friday, June 18, 2010

OMG Why?

Why would anyone think this look is attractive? I wouldn't even wear it indoors.


Girl's got a great bod. Given. Does anyone else think it's a good thing these dresses are brief? Sweat!!!!!

Monday, June 14, 2010


As a not young person I am in the midst of a slight dilemma. I am not an old person in mind or at heart. I am not a person who wants to appear old. There are some of the cutest clothes and accessories out there that I have seen in a long time.

I must admit that I was not a fan of the jeans that were cut so low that the b--- crack was showing. And the tops that came to just above the navel. After all, there were way too many really fat people wearing them. I find it ironic that these things became popular at a time when obesity is at an all time high among young people. I also found it difficult to find things to wear during this time because I was working and also because I just didn't fit the mold at all. I happen to be a bit too fat to wear anything that comes near the belly button. So I have happily said goodbye to the wonders of skin.

But what has happened to the stores. The gap between young and older is still really big. Now there are skinny jeans and sleeveless tops to contend with. What a wonderful change. And the overweight continue to wear these things and to scare the bejeesus out of me.

I think my conundrum is obvious in the pictures of the two bags I have chosen. The Dooney is quite youthful. It is obviously for the young. But the alternative is available for sale. Can everyone say Grandma? I just want some in between things. Some.

Thursday, June 10, 2010


It has been a long time since I laughed this hard.


There are people who are proud of having a large butt. Go figure.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Oh, Christina

Fashion mistake!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Really important

If you don't make a sex tape no one will ever find it and sell it.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

The memo

I seem to have missed the memo that says a different color see thru fabric is a good thing. I think it's tacky. Jessica Beil and her beautiful white dress with the awful black lace insert, even SJP in a black dress with one beige boob. Whatever happened to flow?

Cute hair

I believe this is the first time I have seen Gwen that I liked her hair. I really don't like the weird things she does with it but this is cute.

But-------what's with those pants?