Sunday, July 28, 2013

No. Just No!

 Tan Mom wanted to be in Playboy. They said no.
 Some people seem to think looking inhuman is prettier than looking human.
And some think looking like they left a load in their pants is a good look.

Maybe I'm too old but I think all 3 look terrible.

Monday, July 8, 2013

It's a shape thing

The majority of fashion models seem to be on the smaller side of the boob brigade. I have no problem with that. I'd like to be smaller. But when the straps of a dress and the weight of the embellishments drag the dress down like this it ceases to be attractive. Raising the dress 2 to 3 inches in the bust would work wonders in fit. As it is, it just doesn't. Fit.
Here I'm seeing two hot messes. On the left a bow has become a skirt and is too short. The frou-frou is terribly overloaded. 40 pounds added on top and subtracted from the bottom. Sad.

Next we have linebacker shoulders and cut outs that emphasize bones. OH!
On the left- 12 outfits worn at once. At least that is what it looks like. Where would anyone wear this?

Then there is some beautiful lace overwhelmed by tons of satin. Just no!
Lastly, I see a dress that doesn't fit this model. It pulls, gapes, bunches, and strains.

I think the designers can do better than this.