Saturday, May 30, 2009

Paris, being visible

Everywhere you look there is Paris. I have a few questions.

1.Why do the majority of her outfits look extremely fancy, sequinned, studded, etc. Does she always get photographed going to big events or does she just always dress that way in case there is a camera present?

2.Why does she stick out her nonexistent front when she poses?

3.Why does she think those weird strappy boot things look good on size 11 feet? The rest of the outfit wasn't bad. Those shoes looked ridiculous with it.

4.Why does she seem to try to look sexy when she has a guy at present?

5.Who told her that the headband look is good on her?

6.Why would she or anyone else wear that purple thing?

7.Why won't she go away?

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