I am writing in response to recently reported statements attributed to your client Charlie Sheen that he is “in discussions” about returning to the series Two and a Half Men. Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.
TMZ reported that a lawyer for Warner Bros sent a letter to Charlie Sheen's lawyer with the quote above. It seems you can fool some of the people some of the time and yourself all of the time.