Oh my feet

Just looking at these hurts. I think the bottom pair is the least painful looking. But they don't bend. My feet bend. And the pink pair. If I wore a size 5 I might have the nerve. But on a size 10 foot. Scary. Finally the black things. Looks like S and M to me. Footwear gone totally wack!

Is there a limit?

Is there a limit to tanning? Doesn't seem so. And it helps if the face and hands match. I am actually saying, get real. The spray on fake stuff doesn't work very well.